Cards Narrowly Get The Job Done In Loss to Giants

The Cardinals first home game in their Glendale, Arizona nest was full of surprises in the first half as the Cardinals shut out the Giants and went into the locker room with a 20 point lead. The giants had had an abysmal start to the season at that point and headed into halftime having been outscored 60-0 including through six quarters. Something had to change. And something did change. The Cardinals went full building seven controlled demolition and let the Giants back into the game to secure the loss 31-28. That’s right, the tank season is still intact and the Cardinals prospects for the first overall pick remain as high as building seven once stood. I must admit, although going California sober for sometime I went off the reservation during the first half of the game and found myself in my cups once again. Ironically, I found myself on the reservation while I was going off of it and enjoyed the second half implosion with my newfound White Mountain Apache brethren. Ironically, they were all Cowboys fans. I am still not sure what to make of that but I have since left the physical reservation and gone back onto the metaphorical one. I should have never doubted that Jon G didn’t have the stones to tank the second half. He does fuck, after all.

There is not much to say about this one folks. The Cardinals narrowly secured the win in their 31-28 loss to the Giants. Now we are on to the Cowboys this Sunday where we will surely secure another win by losing. My Apache brethren have already reached out to me to watch the game with them this weekend but I have already turned down their invitation. I can’t watch another game with them. Not after what happened last weekend. I can’t get into details just right now as there is still an open investigation into the matter but when Gracey turned up out of nowhere, I knew trouble would certainly ensue. One minute your smoking hookah in the backroom of small casino buried in the mountains and the next you’ve got a knife to your scalp caused by your friendship with the white devil known as Gracey.

Edit: This was written after the near scalping incident and before the police picked me up and took me to the slammer. My lawyer has informed me I can’t speak more on this matter at this time as there is an open investigation but in time the truth will prevail. Apologies for the delay in the post, sometimes the reservation gets the best of us. I am very glad that I was not able to watch the Cowboys game with my White Mountain brethren as it would have certainly made my legal matters worse but it would have been enjoyable to see what would have happened at that casino had I been able to.