Antonio Brown Hits A Lick and Flashes His Drip

Oh my god would you look at the drip on that guy? Antonio Brown is the Drip King from hence forth. After the allegations from surely reputable source @nflrums, who knows how much the ice that Antonio is wearing is worth but it appears it could be upwards of the sum of the tuition of Kliff's four most recent valley girlfriends. In the offseason Kliff Kingsbury is often found relaxing with Leonardo DiCaprio and their young girlfriends in one of their vacation villas or Leo's new yacht and its been reported that Kliff has been implementing Leo's rule of /two into his dating life. The rule of /two is such that a woman's rating cannot exceed her age /two and every year after 20 they lose 1. For example if you girlfriend is a 10 at 20 years old then by the age of 24 she is only a 6. In a way it's sad to see so many players age out of powerhouse systems but most of these players go on to have successful careers with other big names in the industries and produce offspring that do the same. It takes serious commas to participate in the /two rule and Antonio Brown clearly has no interest in it but what is more concerning is his apparent theft from a, you guessed it, Florida man. I am not quite sure what to make of Antonio Brown these days so I think there is an equal chance that someone in his network would intentionally buy a fake watch to sue him, or that Antonio didn't know it was fake, or Antonio saw an easy come up and hit a lick before flying to the UAE to harass a pool full of innocent bystanders trying to enjoy their vacation without getting assaulted or raped. Is the ice on Antonio's wrist or neck worth more money? I don't know what's more expensive, all the jewelry used in the crimes or all of the legal fees and penalties resultant from the crimes. Let us know in the comments if you think the wrist or neck drip is worth more and also if the legal fees andd penalties are worth more than the ice which may or may not be real.