Trade of October: Gisele Bündchen

Trade of October: Gisele Bündchen is without a doubt the Trade of The Month for October.

After 13 seasons Tom Brady is retiring from his marriage. Tommy Football shocked the internet in early October by announcing that he is moving on from a second franchise woman in the pursuit of more glory and possible CTE. The forty five year old reportedly said, "A ring for a ring is a fair trade. We're onto Atlanta" after announcing the divorce. Within four weeks he was handed as many losses after losing three games and having his divorce finalized before the end of banking hours on Friday 10/28/2022.

Tom Brady trading Gisele Bündchen for the temptress that is the Super Bowl Championship will go down in trade history as one of the riskiest trades of all time. Only time will tell if it will payoff for him but given how the rest of October went it seems that his seductress will have to wait until next year to be reacquainted with him. I haven't seen anyone fall from the top so quickly since I was shooting dice in the seventh grade.